A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT

 

I returned my empty bowl and spoon to the kitchen and washed them
After drinking a glass of water I went to sit by the heart shaped pool
Moments later and a few feet away a woman stood up and oh my god !

She had naturally red hair long lovely legs and her lacy two piece
bathing suit clung to her tightly . after the briefest hesitation I said
“ excuse me . may I ask you a question .  how did you get to be a woman
Who is made for looking and looking and looking at some more ? “

She laughed and replied “ well oh my goodness . you are silly aren’t you “   
“ that may be so “ I said “ but if you have got five minutes to spare
I would like to hear the story of how you became a woman made for
Looking and looking and looking at some more . you can begin like this

“ it was a dark and stormy night “