GUYS AND DOLLS


dad looks in the fridge and takes a beer from the
bottom shelf. billy calls " dad can you come here "
dad opens the beer picks up a bowl of chips and
walks to billys room " yeah billy whats up ?"

" dad i want to move out at the end of the month " replies billy

dad says " yeah where you moving to ?"

" near the beach with a couple of room mates " says billy

dad says " how much are you going to pay ?"

" six fifty a month and split the electricity and other stuff " replies billy

dad takes a gulp of beer and munches several chips then says

" so about seven hundred a month huh ?"

billy says " yeah something like that pretty reasonable
dont you think ?"

dad takes another drink and says " listen billy ive got a better idea.
why dont you stay here and pay four a month and put that extra money
towards the future ?"

billy frowns then says " but dad i want to be on my own plus you
and mom will have your own privacy too "

dad eats another couple of chips and says " our own privacy ?
what do you think we do when your not here, run around
the house butt naked shouting fuck me ! fuck me !?"

billy says " dad !"

dad replies " besides this is your home if you want to bring
a couple of dolls over bring them over ! youre a young man
youre suppose to sow some wild oats and stuff "

billy replies " but dad !?"

dad sets the beer can on a bookshelf and says " look billy
its better economically for you and us, why give money
to strangers ? lets keep it in the family and if you want to
smoke your marijuana you can do it right at your home.
why when i first met your mom she could whip up a hell
of a batch of hash brownies !"

billy blurts out " but dad what if im gay ?"

dad picks up the beer takes another gulp eats two more
chips then says " gay ! billy thats even better youll really
save money now because guys are way cheaper than dolls !"

billy says " dad !!"